The EFM Feature

I love you, Huckabee fans. I know you’re decent people drawn to him because you love God, are pro-life, and pro-traditional marriage. Since all of you are evangelicals, I assume you might be tempted to vote for “one of your own” but are a little nervous about the fact that Rush Limbaugh called him a liberal. It seems counterintuitive to vote for a Mormon, after all, so why not Huckabee?
Well, you’ve come to the right place. These are just a few of the reasons why unmedicated dental surgery would be better than voting for Huckabee:
1. He plays the “religion” card to appeal to a small subset of rural evangelicals.
2. He believes illegal aliens should receive Social Security, driver’s licenses, and their kids ought to get tuition breaks.
3. He advocates big government by using Biblical language.
4. A vote for Huckabee is a vote for McCain –and ultimately Hillary.
5. He’s run a crass and negative campaign, yet hid behind Scripture to justify it.
6. He raised taxes with as much enthusiasm and frequency as Clinton.
7. He’s gullible.
8. He knows less about foreign affairs than my dog Goggo.

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