Charles sent me this today, which I tracked back to the Washington Post. If you’re not still smiling over last night’s debate, this will definitely amuse you:
0 AD: Birth of Jesus. A pretty good guy, but no Newt Gingrich.
476 AD: Rome falls. Newt Gingrich could have averted this.
1215: The English wisely take Newt Gingrich’s suggestion to write the Magna Carta.
1492: Newt suggests, winking, that Columbus sail the wrong way to India, “where I think you’ll find something very interesting.”
1533: Henry VIII decides to take the same number of wives as Newt Gingrich.
1602: Gingrich writes “Hamlet.”
1776: Inspired by “A Nation Like No Other” by Newt Gingrich, available now in hardcover on Amazon.com for just $11.25, the Founding Fathers write the Declaration of Independence.
1789: Newt’s suggestion that Marie Antoinette offer people cake does not go over with the French people as planned. Newt … Read the Rest »